Reflections in Glass

You know, funny story: There’s this craft store called Michaels. Look, my sister knits, and she goes to Michaels. So my sister called me and she’s like, “Oh my god, I’m at Michaels, picking up yarn. You have a poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “What?” She’s like, “There’s a poster, there’s a Falcon poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “Holy s**t!” She’s like, “I’m gonna come and pick you up, and we’re gonna see your poster in this store.” So she picks me up and we go to Michaels.

We go in, and I see the poster and I’m like, “Oh, this is….” She’s like, “I know, I know.” I said, “I’m gonna sign these posters.” I was like, “That would be amazing, you buy a poster and it’s like, actually signed by the Falcon.” Like, it would blow my mind. So I go to the front, I buy a Sharpie, I run back to the back of the store. And she’s like, “I’m gonna take a picture of you signing it.”

I’m in this store and I’m signing all the posters. The manager comes out, he’s like, “Hey, whatcha doing?” I was like, “Oh man, I’m signing these posters so when people buy ‘em, they’re signed.” He’s like, “Well, people are not gonna buy ‘em if they’re signed.” And I was like, “No, no, no, it’s cool. I’m pretty sure there won’t be a problem.” And he goes, “Yeah, but it is gonna be a problem, you’re messin’ up my inventory.” And I’m like, “No, my man, trust me. I mean, I’m the Falcon, that’s me!” And he goes, “Yeah, right. You’re gonna buy those posters.” I said, “What?” He’s like, “You’re gonna buy all those posters or I’m gonna call the police.”

He rolls up all the posters and goes to the front of the store. And I had to buy like 60 Falcon posters that I signed in Michaels.

Anthony Mackie getting in trouble for signing his posters at a Micheals  (x)
sexyrobotfactory:

I made a boob tutorial, hope you enjoy.
(reuploaded because typos are unacceptable.)

sexyrobotfactory:

I made a boob tutorial, hope you enjoy.

(reuploaded because typos are unacceptable.)

21stcenturywordsmith:

WOMAN of the NORTH | - Your mother was a famous shieldmaiden. - Was? - Is. Is a famous shieldmaiden. | listen to this Lagertha fanmix

01. Prayer - The 13th Warrior Soundtrack
02. O Fortuna - Estampie
03. Njord - Leaves’ Eyes
04. Ragnarök - Corvus Corax
05. Huron ‘Beltane’ Fire Dance - Loreena McKennitt
06. Tanz mit mir - Faun
07. Ulvens Döttrar
08. Mit dem Wind - Faun
09. Sackpipslät - Azam Ali
10. Morrigan - Omnia
11. The Warriors - Jerry Goldsmith
12. Einherjer - Adrian Von Ziegler
13. Valhalla Viking Victory - Jerry Goldsmith
14. Landscape of the Dead - Leaves’ Eyes

listen to my other Vikings fanmixes

21stcenturywordsmith:

WOMAN of the NORTH | - Your mother was a famous shieldmaiden. - Was? - Is. Is a famous shieldmaiden. | listen to this Lagertha fanmix

01. Prayer - The 13th Warrior Soundtrack

02. O Fortuna - Estampie

03. Njord - Leaves’ Eyes

04. Ragnarök - Corvus Corax

05. Huron ‘Beltane’ Fire Dance - Loreena McKennitt

06. Tanz mit mir - Faun

07. Ulvens Döttrar

08. Mit dem Wind - Faun

09. Sackpipslät - Azam Ali

10. Morrigan - Omnia

11. The Warriors - Jerry Goldsmith

12. Einherjer - Adrian Von Ziegler

13. Valhalla Viking Victory - Jerry Goldsmith

14. Landscape of the Dead - Leaves’ Eyes

listen to my other Vikings fanmixes

mitchdahbitch:

+18

staff:

fake-mermaid:

i’m so sorry but if you have “works at tumblr” on your facebook profile no hard feelings man but stay as far away from me as u possibly can

rude

inkteller:

OH MYG GOD THIS IS THE GREATEST THING EVER I DON’T CARE WHO YOU ARE JUST WATCH THE THING

constantpsychosis:

beyoncebeyoffce:

IT’S BACK

SOMEONE REUPLOADED IT

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO ON YOUTUBE

JESUS CHRIST THANK YOU

WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WITNESS 

ohpierre:

pr1nceshawn:

Genderswap Fan Art by Sakimi Chan

Maleficent more like MAGNIFICENT

Hades looking pretty hot too

notsograndr:

callmehopeless-notromantic:

d0ugieslizard:

mjolnirss:

alfuhdawg:

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IT’S THE “AGED 27 1/3” BIT THAT MAKES ME CRY WITH LAUGHTER

this kills me!

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They actually did it, too.

this is the most adorable thing i’ve seen in my life

scifi-fantasy-horror:

Dokkalfar by Athayar

willyoulovemeh:

I just want to be slightly drunk, half naked, and completely on top of someone.

I just want to be slightly drunk, half naked, and completely under someone


Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.

Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.

y10k:

I don’t throw the term genius around loosely, but..

y10k:

I don’t throw the term genius around loosely, but..

spongedogclairepants:

important pic very 2014

Why is there a ninyato sword in this pic?

spongedogclairepants:

important pic very 2014

Why is there a ninyato sword in this pic?